After man came woman and she's been after him ever since.

After man came woman and she’s been after him ever since. Recently a friend reminded me of this old adage. I have been giving it some thought and I keep coming up with the same answer…WHY? Why have women been chasing after men since the beginning of time? Only to catch them and then spend fifty years wishing we could throw them back! I’m sure it all started with Adam and Eve? Adam didn’t have a toilet seat to leave up but most likely he did something equally as distressing. Maybe he wiped with his fig leaf and Eve was left to get out the skids. Whatever it was it must have driven Eve to the breaking point—that’s why she ate the apple—she was trying to get even with him.
The adage should be updated to: After man came woman and she’s been trying to get rid of him ever since!